One man describing his failures to another man. Who is the wise man? The one who speaks of the past or the one who listens to him?

Kettles cracking jokes.

Just your average everyday stick man.

A guy in a tie knocks the sword out of his adversary's hand. The other guy looks like a kung fo master with a fu-man-chu stache' jumping

The look of no regrets.

There is no fun allowed here.

The gun went off and I got one last look at his face before fading into black. A look of no regret, no remorse. The face of a pure killer...

Sheep punches tree. Gets wood block.

A retro game bad guy spits his gum ball out and kills a man.

Why can't I hold all this money?! (Because it is giant Jimmy, damn!)

Sexy toothbrush seduces and turns on lamp

Coke can cheating on Sprite can with Pepsi Max can. (Dr. Pepper can is watching)