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Red-haired godzilla cries over a Japanese nuclear incident still not netting him a girlfriend.

John's unconsciousness didn't steer him away from his life calling: humping soil.

Maximilian of Mexico being executed by Benito Juarez's militias.

Vote Marine Le Pen in order to end the plight of Pineapples robbing the local Bananas out of their livelihoods!

The moon cries as a WTC tower collapses. Arguably an apocryphal recount of the event.

a bed bug thinks he's a dog.

And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

Apparently it wasn't a good idea to have plans for suicide-bombers-to-be written by people on acid.

Sorry, pal. No hugs.

Doodle or Die

too many gory games eventually led the Mortal Kombat team towards brain damage.

99 red balloons... and blue. and yellow.

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