Man receives a Home Shopping Network package. I bet it's something pretty neat.

Man is unsure about his burning penis condition, so decides to Google it.

doctor who bummed about a bunch of blue yarn

someone doesn't know how to draw a blue waffle

paper airplane bisecting an ejaculating penis

green line beast upset with lines.

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