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Link in a pink duck canoe.

Man with spaghetti hands about to be hit by an ice cream truck

Nemo touching an actual human butt

amazingly happy man isn't afraid of the horribly evil phantom about to murder him.

Youthful meteor playing with toys like any child would.

Cool guy abraham lincoln using a play on words to announce a soccer game.

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A man blatantly taking a photo of a hot girl in public while she's completely aware

The internet has made people so desensitized to porn that they start using erotic fighter jets.

A bald man is just fine with his giant double erections inside his pants.

Everywhere in Jamaica

Joseph Stalin's ass being destroyed by a chainsaw

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