is he dreaming of a kinder surprise? is it because he's america?

horse eat penguin?

who gives a shit about the time

The whalecopter is back!

Honey, you missed auburn big time.

"Be a _____, not a _____."

A dragon and hella shades of grey how many does one man need to draw a dragon son

Lose yourself in the _____ the moment you own it, you better never let it go.

Is that that one weird bunny sixth gen pokemon or something

*piano intro* hello. is it me you're looking for.

Ther's vomit on his sweater already... What did he eat last night?

Dog... Bee... Dogby? Dogebi? There's a pun there somewhere just give me time