i want you to imagine the ugliest person you could ever possibly think of. now draw that person, dressed as jesus christ.

a very strange creature looks through a window and sees a door that another strange creature is entering through. it is all very strange.

a man with a brown head and a spiffy hat (possibly a police officer) performs a cavity search on an innocent shocked man on the streets

the man hugs himselfe and thinks about butts detached from their bodies. he is having a good day. i can tell.

(some kind of dumb homestuck reference) B)

jesus christ punching the head off of a teddy bear

a furry. possibly mewtwo. plays a piano concerto to a hall of furries. there is a white poodle with a brown dog there on a date. scandalous.

jesus christ himself sitting on his porch swing on a hot summer's day drinkin an ice cold beer lookin at nudes on snapchat

brand new xbox game every1s talking about: "end of the world" where u get to play as godzilla attempting to, yes u guessed it, end the world

a rabid television is hunting down and eating local celebrities

starbucks in a can

the daily praising of the sock. everyone from all over the state gathers to praise the allmight socklord