the only chance you'll have at getting laid

when you don't belong to a fandom on tumblr or watch supernatural

special ed unicorn

surfing away on her virginity blood

tumblr newbie who probably likes nicolas cage

dolphin swimming through diarrhoea

Patrick in his cross-dressing years

over dramatic death with cheesy blood

ratchet ass gum on the pavement

it looks like mr hankeys christmas poo without the hat

nicholas cage's son

a proper vampire burning up in the sun while Edward sits there sparkling