earth as goatse

Of course you are sweetie

A sophisticated horse and his mount. A fine example of homo sapiens.

A church gets robbed. The getaway driver is sweating buckets

a dude shoves his butt at a dude who is nonplussed

New Chain

The year: 2121. The place: Mars. The bovine worms had already hatched, there was no stopping them now. Soon we would all speak wormian. Hide

Smoke weed every day

"Good Tidings" The bearded gentleman proclaimed. "I shall put my muscular arms around your supple waist!" he said merrily. "Fuck off"

When the moon shines full and stars are abound, what once lay dead shall rise from the ground. Pistols in hand the dead purge the land.

Bunny and his cyborg pal find left behind poo

Banana pregancy

onix stealing a handbag

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