Buzz Lightyear looks skyward, dispenses catchphrase.
There are three pairs of eyes in a darkened room. They appear to be in some kind of pinch.
Where's goatse when you need it?
Fierce male copy-pasting famous copypasta.
A cave on the beach.
hnnnghh im so strong look at my nerck twisty n fucky blahghahaghaggarrr
nipple brain and the sporkcock man who goes by mysterio or maybe the same gay cop wanting a kiss before
A haunted video game called Spook Nukem.
Man accidently impregnates a woman before realizing he forgot to put on a condom. In the lower right hand corner it reads "fuck you pomf".
Cleavage
my calendar
Fedora autism finally got our of the friendzone by accepting a gay brony and making passionate love to him
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