"Back in college they'd call me two can Sam.... Because I could stack 2 coke cans on my hand."
A dick playing a saxophone.
A corn-filled turd teaches a very interested pickle about the good news of Jesus Christ and his many miracles.
A skull with two pencils penetrating it
Dragon smokes a cigar with Nessie
oh i see how it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that gay meme EVERYONE keeps doing
Slut walking in the wrong neighborhood
A child with unshaven legs. His name is Willy.
say that to my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) not on the internet see what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) happens you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Poor mexican
fuck you
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