A guy practicing ventriloquism.

You GF's gonna leave you if you keep on loving yourself and eating cookies that much.

Look! Ugly Naked Guy has pop tart just for himself! Go, Ugly Naked Guy!

Abraham Lincoln giving a hug for a McDonald's worker.

There's a dude who likes trains. S/he has a fish on their head. The fish has eaten a hedgehog.

A swaggy waffle who doesn't like trigonomethry

The moon tells the Germans to fuck off.

The Third World War begins - The War of LOVE! <3

Noah dislikes mammut because she is sick. Poor mammut, nobody undertands her.

your lips are venomous ......

bob ross (who?) is in love with an italian man with a earring

a man doesn't know where his friend is, so he wishes him to rest in peace