A shoe and a nipple greet each other for the first time.

I looked at the sun for too long...

I think people should stop eating so much Kraft Dinner. STOP SNIFFING KD!

The first ever non ginger guy with super powers taking peoples soulds. MUAHAHAHAHA

A very black man with very black hair opens his mouth open... What did he see?

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Kfc juked a person and now the person is oom :C

A man walking around with a censored sign because he doesn't like to wear underwear and girl doesn't understand why

band members are confused about their friend because he has their friends cat hat

New Chain

A very wise man doesn't understand bukkake

A guy that is way too friendly and happy saying hi... Is he okay?

Doodle or Die

Neilson from the simpsons laughs at Darth Vader because he has to go down a set of stairs and he is a sucker for going evil

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