A blind man examines the worlds tiniest violin

Racist depiction of a racist impression by Jack Black

Snowman kills a pink duck somehow

This man is a master of proper grammar. ALT:

Out of the corner of his eye, Steve sees the shadow again, just outside the window. This time, it has piercing blue eyes.

a naked dead man with an erect penis, painted entirely with white paint, lying on a brown table. Sounds like an episode of NCIS

Entropy

...damn, looks like this angel went through hell...

The space fighter pilot has crashed into his target, inadvertently becoming a kamikaze!

The thing has broken free of his chains. The rampage has begun.

A pumpkin has scalped the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz and is now wearing the scalp on his head?!?! D: