a video game where theres a bear wearing flares

you walk into the bathroom to pee, there is an elephants trunk coming out of the toilet

simon pegg is sorry

mans head and limbs fall off

Jew road

kermit the frog drinks from a water fountain

Mr Hanky

harvey dent

someone throws pink blanket over a creepy bowling ball in wig

young black isaac newton

Ghost is a door to door salesman, but no-one can see him so he never makes any money.

a girraffe with a backpack rides on a tortoises back.

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