I'm an african american swimmer win sunglasses, I work hard but damn, I'm so cool.

A cow has found a pen... FULL OF SKITTLES! The grass is jumping happily to celebrate.

A MONSTER BETWEEN MY LEGS! HALP!

A snake is confirming its existance by crawling in the tall grass.

I didn't shave this morning, but I'm so horny! I hope that fly will notice me! Btw, I'm a naked frog.

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Sonic is addicted to cigarettes and is often short breathed while running.

OMG A JUMPING BREAKFAST WITH ORANGE JUICE BREAD AND EGGS&BACON! JUMPING TOWARDS ME! OMG IM GONNA BE SO PRODUCTIVE TODAY!

Hey guy, take this transparent t-shirt, I don't like it and you're shirt-less. You may need it. -Gee thanks man!

A sex dream! My favourite kind of dream, YES!

That's it! I, mr. Greenhair, will eat my own middle finger!

TIME TO PARTY HARD! CHAMPAAAGNE FOR EVERYONE!

OMG I'M A VOLTORB STEAK

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