Man is mad because his nuts are 80% peanuts.

Hot woman rejects man's offer to try again with Viagra this time: he'll still have a floppy nose.

Two markers doing the tango

Magic marker menage a trois

Red Square

Remorseful online game player

You're in jail but the world is red beyond the bars.

Yellow, blue, and pink creatures grab for the last black jellybean.

Three yolked eggman

It's raining lava on a clear day.

From up in the heavens, the devil rains sadness on Eeyore while an angel laughs.

Love is death.