it's not easy being an emo lobster.

A terrible Katy Perry song that was the name of a Beach Boys song

Dave Strider tells you to deal with it.

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GOLDEN WIFI

Star cloud being angry

a 5-year-old's pyramid scheme gone wrong

TARDIS absorbs water

Naked dude saying happy birthday on Christmas

Chuck Norris advocating contraception

karkat's worst nightmare

Doctor tells (literal) douche that he has AIDS.