I FUCKING HATE FAUCETS

You see that? That's a fucking kidney stone. It is Satan's gift to your urethra.

Lost 3 million subscribers since the launch of Cataclysm

No. That's a horrible idea. Turn that light off.

I am so happy I can finally eat my own leg

Fuck SHIT I cant stop clicking these cookies ZEBRA SHOE

"W-what the fuck!? There's shit on this gun!"

General Custard explains slavery to a black man and the Silver Surfer while Hanako is lit on fire.

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STOP FAPPING TO HORSES

da apple crid N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine

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