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The Pringle man and his slogan turn out to be an evil plot to take over the world.

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"Modern Art" aka blobs of crap with a long description of how it is blobs of meaningless lines and color.

Blue Jamaican man stares into your soul.

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Mexican yells BOOM! and points to the right.

A tomato wearing a pink bow tie cries while thinking about her wife the carrot who is wearing a pearl necklace.

Fat drooling baby plans to take over the world.

BOOM! Cake.

A right ear that sticks out very far. If it were attached to a head anyway.

You did so poorly on your exam your letter grade of "X" (UNHEARD OF!) jumped directly off the page at you.

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