a mini ogre rides his trusty steed (a table) into battle

a swarm of turtles

a man who is very shocked & appalled

hellsjudge

a delicious weiner on top of a piece of buttered toast

a man gets poked in the eye with a cheeto - fuck, that hurts!

a sad purple snake has a case of bad intestinal blockage

a man gets shot in the ear at sunset

"nope nope nope"

You hit a green robot for 14(+1) damage!

johnny appleseed gone wrong with a m1911

a purple stripper snake taking off her white bikini top