Kermit is the first -- and only-- thing you see in the morning

The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.

Man peeks through two parallel glory holes into a dark room, unsure where he is. A gun inside the room apologizes for accidentally firing.

Machamp will show you who's the boss of this gym. Get out of your jabroni outfit and settle it in his ring

an old man is surprised by the damnation contained in a jesus and moses book.

pikachu post being fed after midnight

BingBong the rubber chicken asks his webcam to like his status

Electro discovers McDonald's is closed

the cat doubts the incomplete swasticka

How I feel when I go out in public oh god everyone is watching me

when someone draws the Arthur clenched fist meme wrong, with his left fist instead of his right:

a coat hanger