some lonely ass mother fucker made a snow man because he ain't got no real friends.

Oscar the grouch looking up into the sky watching a plane fly by, wondering will things ever get better.

regular hotdogs, with expired rotten blue hotdogs on a grill.

the greatest and most durable controller ever created, the gamecube controller. Seriously, these things are indestructable.

earth, after a few margaritas

stick figure man is very pissed that you didn't draw him with arms, jackass.

santa is dreaming about getting some of that juicy black booty

a toilet telling you "you're typical" because you just use it and leave it when you're done. You whore.

sonic reliving some of his worst genesis titles.

a blonde haired man wearing a black gas mask and he is wearing a red jumpsuit with giant popcorn on a bandolier on strapped on his chest..

My best friend, Plank.

The bitch is telling you to shut the fuck up, probably because she's sick of your needle dick nonsense.