Asian baby crying because he's too fat and can't spell "gordo."

Kurt Cobain has a spaghetti noodle for hair and is wearing a coconut bra with a penis while running towards heaven.

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2 gay men elope to a field where there is a plain blue sky above the sunset somehow. Also one of them has an invisible head.

God creates the sky with spray paint. He also lost both of his legs in Vietnam.

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Ron Paul beating up SOPA.

Squidward vomits while expressing his affection for his scene toys.

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