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Mario has decided that it would be good to marry Sonic. Sonic disagrees.

A half-finished christmas tree is on fire at the tip.

guy finds cum on hand and says fuggg

crazy ass murderous ginger says "fug u carrie" at prom

A mormon michael phelps comes up to a pickle asking for donations . the pickle is wearing a dapper hat and expresses his lack of funds

a neckbeard with terrible acne spews vile vomit about the truths contained within a religious text

A mentally incompetent sonic is growing roots

Two amish farmers dance and sing to appease the giant show dragon

a man's arm falls off, revealing a baby head in its place

guy with no mouth and tiny, three hair beard says "detergent n sheeit"

guy tells dalmation/retriever mix to go make him a sandwich

a stinky guy who spends too much time online gets angry at a guy for pointing out his B.O.

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