You killed Yoshi. Bastard.

An angry watermelon tormented by the seeds of unjust he has sewn.

A hotdog covered in bbq cooks on grill, while Steve makes love to his wife.a

A man, literally shitting into another mans mouth.

A crudely drawn stick figure shooting a highly detailed triangle of poo.

An asian man wearing a diaper.

Bill, reaching the high point of his 40's, has his first acid trip.

Obviously, this is a dog.

A black dudes tries to steal a boat from a skeleton; using an orange ball to threaten him.

pig intestines and goat testicles are NOT the way to impress a date.

Einstein with a phallus nose.

A side view of Mr T's head.

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