A wedge of Swiss cheese.

Breathe deep the darkness that envelopes your soul. Also wizards.

There once was a bouncy ball named George. He was red and yellow and looked like a marble. One day he had a psychotic break and turned evil.

Drinking piss is like breathing.

Mr Grouchy McFrownypants would like to respectfully express his disagreement.

That is a good drawing. It's like I'm in a video game. It's a cave painting of a table with bloody organs on it. There is also a candle.

The evil comb crazer tree wants to give you a piece of candy.

Blueballs man is wearing a green track suit and hiking on a clear and starry night.

Thug swag! Get your thug swag here! Best shivs in town! Great prices!

A man is cosplaying a lamp. He has the lampshade on his head and the switch hangs from his nose.

You never go ass to mouth.

Green Pepper flings a giant turd at Red Pepper. There are no rules in the vegetable wars.