a bow tie and not fingers

Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Coffee or donuts.

Hoersy with teh big ashho

Touch my awesome button... go on.. touch it.

le me herping around on le computer

Hey chief look at this duck

Buttered toast.

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire

Not your finest doodle sir

Triplets riding a meteor

A guitar, or maybe a uke