This demon will do his part to keep hell hellish, thank you very much.

Slenderman holds up a sign that reads 'Boo'. Ah, the difficulties of having no visible mouth. It makes speaking rather... complicated.

Don't tell musicians they're a little flat. Especially not if they're women. BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN, AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR HEAD AGAIN.

Shoe salesman has evil but ingenious ploy: put dog poop on street in front of store. People step in poop, then go into store for new shoes.

What? You mean you're not afraid of me? Aww. That's no fun!

I'M MELTING! It's okay, though, I'm chill. I don't mind. Really.

Kankri and Aranea, the two most long-winded trolls ever, have fallen into a flushed relationship. Be afraid.

What's that, Universe? You think that I'm the most awesome thing since carbon atoms and want to thank me for living in you? YOU'RE WELCOME!

A stick figure is running for president. He looks like a better candidate than the twits we have running right now.

The Wicked Warlock of the West and his chestnut-haired wife mourn the loss of their pink cat, Mittens.

Brush your teeth, kid. Nobody wants to see the guts of your last human meal between your teeth. That's gross. So, yeah, brushie-brushie.

Jeff's life is SO UNFAIR. First he went batshit, now he's a SHE-MALE, of all things. Where will it end, I ask you?? WHERE?!?