A sad man riding away on a giant angler fish while having a cannon shoot poop covered mushrooms at him.

cheesiest/most romantic game of hangman ever.

I AM SO ANGRY I WANT TO RIP OUT MY OWN HEART SOAK IT IN BOURBON DRY IT OUT AND EAT IT LIKE JERKY GYAAAARHRHRHRH

That man has some fabulous hair

Farty sex

celebrating the beheading of a daisy

how your crazy pills look after you've digested too many of them.

OUTER SPACE MICROWAVED PIZZA!

slut with handbag is wondering how she got a new butt

New Chain

elvis presely grinding on walt whitman's grave

SONIC WILL MATH YOU THE FUCK UP!

THE DOUBLE WATERSLIDE OF DOOM.

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