A heartfelt, well intentioned (yet ultimately futile) attempt to communicate over the internet.

A PEAR of cool dudes! GET IT??? guys? ....guys?

Doodle or Die

Circus train.

a crazy lady is suggesting that you fornicate without the aid of a second party.

ur doin it wrong

A Russian soldier dangles a doughnut with his elastic spittle.

The cow slowly raises its head staring you dead in the eye.

New Chain

Crocodile Dundee taming a giant red panda.

Kermit tells you rape isn't funny. While touching your leg.

DANG! Bubble letters be colorful yo.

Why my dear boy, the vulva is the collection of external genital organs of the female mammal.

A Rorschach sheep.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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