Bitchass clown with a badass tie and crazy ass no-hair saying "hi" like he wants to rip my balls off

YIFF IN HEU

A man with a penis so large he exploded a building with fireworks. He wears a tophat.

Sniper aiming at a man who is dropping a bag of cocaine into a bush

New Chain

A pen in love with Democracy

Penguin which plans to take over the world

Vibratormatic brand mushroom

New Chain

A laser printer which prints humans for living pieces of paper

New Chain

Two people eating rocks on a beach

4 question marks in a row

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