man stranded in the sea with only a seat from a car fishes for money because he doesnt realise you cannot eat money

titki c:

me myself and ur mum xdxdxd

roar im gonna kill u now o noooooo ripriprirpirpirppripriprip

dickhandsmcsnapneck is running away

howie mandel lolololololol

A microphone saying "I have da power." It's not plugged in, so it doesn't have any power.

A trolls anus.

New Chain

The alphabet, all grown up.

A valley with a shit lake.

Punched in the face.

A man with a rolling pin that looks a bit like salami tilts his head and puts a bit of urine on his forehead.

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