Two gay fucking ponies that some fucking bronies drew. God I fucking hate those people. HAHA YOU LIKE PONIES EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A GROWN MAN

THERE ARE FUCKING DOUGHNUTS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! WHAT THE FUCK! WHY IS THE FLOOR GREY AND THE WALLS WHITE? I WANT A FUCKING DOUGHNUT NOW!

A can of soda giving a rimjob to a hooker from British Colombia. The can of soda asks for the time, the hooker doesn't seem to know.

A twinkie surrounded by black pubic hair. The pubic hair is long in length and girth. The twinkie is of slightly above average length.

A green monster with a plain face and stick arms.

THIS FUCKING RABBIT WON'T STOP EATING MY FUCKING CEREAL. YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO EAT MY CEREAL? I FUCKING EAT THEM! FUCK OFF RABBIT

It's a skull.. nigga.

It's a motherfucking yoshi! BUT WAIT THAT'S NOT ALL! ITS FUCKING ORANGE WITH GREEN EYES! WHAT THE CHINESE FUCK IS THIS!? AN ORANGE YOSHI!

New Chain

Sonic the hedgehog speedfucking a train into submission as he comes with the force of a thousand suns.

I dunno, a fucking flower or something.

A french piece of shit with a beret on with a rainbow background that has stars on it. This shit has a mustache.ƒ

New Chain

A glass of root beer screaming at a pint of ice cream telling it to "GET THE FUCK INSIDE OF ME!" The ice cream is afraid and doesn't want to

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