Geodude finds a sun stone and thinks he can finally evolve. Poor Geodude wasn't paying attention in health class when this was explained.

The drilling teams attempts at destroying the asteroid only succeeded in lobotomising it

Inconvenience store

"No, I am your father" says Darth Mouse with an incorrectly coloured lightsaber

When he saw it resting on a form he realized the Princess' hair wasn't real but was a wig!

I looked at his waistband and there it was, the Loch Ness monster!

Earthworm Jim, a super suit did fall

Death visiting a graveyard with a bunch of tombstones that all seem to be for Rip Torn

Purchase from a gummi worm dealer in a back alley

I cut my hand off and left it on the stove as a warning to all burglars

Well spoken and well dressed Easter Island head

Michael Phelps insulted a wizard and this is new look for the Olympics