A painting of a tired man making monkey lips

New Chain

A man gets his wife a ruby ring (she loves rubies), but he's colorblind and it turns out its an emerald

One eyed flying purple horn demon scours for next victim

A smurf priest is going door to door (probably a Mormon)

Doodle or Die

Strawberry man, clad in underwear, is moments away from death by The Banana Bandito, with only a bat labeled "BAT" to protect himself

A sunflower enjoys pizza (the logo is two eggs) with a anthropomorphic smartphone

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