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Ketchup in a microwave.

Hamlet, Yorick and Pikachu

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A man drowns in a small fish tank while his comrade, Freddie the Fish dies before his eyes.

Michael Jackson makes sweet love to Miss Piggy while Kermit serenades them.

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The doctor has a secret. He is really... a vampire!

Nazi turning into a dog.

A handsome cock.

Man and bear share a dance under the sun.

A sexy policewoman with pink hair shoots a man with a smile on her face.

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