A duck is still in denial of himself.

No wind. No gravity. Nobody else. You're alone. It's just you and the stars. SWING BATTA BATTA BATTA SWINGGGGGGGGG

A deformed frog casting his vote on Eggbama 2012

A citizen tries to speak english to the average farmer, but he doesn't understand anything besides cluck cluck moo moo.

My kind of woman.

A fish is about to eat a ziplock bag full of red ecstasy tablets.

Ronald McDonald has a problem with Fudge Man

Two reeses puff cereals who had a bad break up are stuck together for 15 seconds as Baby John finishes what's in his mouth

Dude, you can't even draw nipples

The CPU of a Portal Gun

Dude, all I asked for was less Orange Chicken

Green shapes plans to take over the world are destroyed by a huge red X

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