a blue-tailed squirrel with a bird skull on his head is picking flower while hunting a T-rex
A man is just so confused when he is confronted by a well-groomed recliner
Facebook shuts down, teen girls panic
house arrest
A retarded house goes for counselling
A butterfly attached to a string being flown by a dumb blonde with weird hair and no ass
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a bath in tomato soup
Jesus on the cross playing ping pong whit his feet.
A duck with an hat on his head angry on the set of the Skyfall film in hollywood.
A wall-eyed bald dude in glasses.
The city was destroyed after the giant remote control from space crash-landed into it
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