NO STAPLES

The almighty cock.

Glowing pasta just dropped its spaghetti.

Reddit can only handle half of the recommended dose.

FreeBSD is sad

Garfield the cat swallows John's semen while holding a vacuum cleaner and wearing red shoes.

Thank based god for vaginas.

Banana sleeps off his ketchup hangover.

Some people actually fap to this.

Yellow house with green horns and a face.

not boobs

Underground sex