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Sarah Jessica Parker with a bow

A clever and original reply

Illiterate children get on Doodle or Die and submit things for me to describe.

Pacman chases Sarah Jessica Parker

Pikachu throws a pokeball at ash's buttcheek; ash has a hamburger jammed in his crack. Oh, and pikachu is wearing a baseball cap as well.

Fox's prime-time programming

some tool from reddit using memes in everyday speech.

A ginger fulfills his thirst for blood

A woman tells her baby-daddy kitten that he's no help

Eating a unicorn. I like mine medium rare

Kung foo chicken