A green mage prepares for battle. The blazing fire in his eyes is a crimson testament to his will to fight!

The Cheese watched as his people were slaughtered, one by one-- but up this high, he couldn't help.

Armin is drowning in his sea of tears after being beaten up by the village kids in Zhiganshina again.

A6M2 Zero

Armin is now a schoolgirl.

Levi is in love with Hanji. She seems not to notice! Perhaps because she's already in love with Sawney and Bean. It's a love triangle!

Hanji wants to frickle frackle with a tired and angry Levi. "No, I need CLEAN!" He replies with a frown on his face. I think she's good.

Eren cries because he's been cockblocked by a piece of really hard see-through rock that Annie has put up to stop his perverted ass.

H20, Aqua, the sea is made from it. It's beautiful, clear at spots, dark in others, yet it is all liquid. IT IS THE MIGHTY WATER!!!!

It turns out God is a flying, holy cheese grater! He majestically soars through heaven, grating cheese into the clouds with love.

Ryuko Matoi

Great Wolf Sif loves you