A burger is imposing his lifestyle choice upon another burger.

Magpies are in fact not kleptomaniacs. They only go around a'thievin when people mistake them for chickens.

This angel, it has a shape that disgusts women.

Bears replace grams as the new SI unit for weight, fat people rejoice over smaller numbers.

The doodler hates me :(

"The magnetic poles are getting all fucked up!", Dr Schweizer exclaimed hastily drawing a graph infront of terrified world leaders.

The Reichswurm crawls slowly towards poland, slowly, slowly but steadily. Brace yourselves.

Justin Bieber is 50 feet tall. Even he doesn't quite believe it.

You know I thought I'd like the spongebob wallpaper, but now that we had it put up it seems rather annoying.

Rumors of dragons are greatly exaggerated. Sure there is soem fire, sure there is a green thing over there, but it's hardly even in frame.

See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen

Someone takes pleasure in picturing spongebob naked in the shower. How does he have a shower in the ocean, I don't even...?