Someone couldn't read danny5907's description, what a surprise.

A female enderman has fallen in love with a clumsy ginger

Sollux is on 2hp, better get with the healing!

A homosexual man emerges from the hair of a Jimi Hendrix vending machine to compliment a rabbit missing one eye.

Karkat is extremely angry at his Amish dad

Something that is free in Canada

My reaction to /v/, /b/, /mlp/, /co/, and /d/

What it feels like to update Windows Office

A duck screams "OBBY!" as a man with green hair kicks him

What does Pyro look like under his mask?

Jack Black saying something ironic and then rolling his eyes

There's no need to think! This deity knows best!