Lucy is having sex with a cucumber, when suddenly Dan comes in the room. Ohhh, the awkward moment.

Car with hairy balls ejaculates.

Guy with no legs taking a shower.

Elephant/lion/alpaca/shark/scorpion/giraffe thing.

If you believe, they put some cows on the moon.

Planet Earth asking to be loved for who she is.

Three ducks were hanging out. One of them was mentally disordered and made a huge pile of poop. Other two were confused with the smell.

Angry salesman trying to sell a suitcase to a huge ugly baby with big front teeth.

Black sun terrorizing a sheet of paper.

Rock, paper, scissors. With faces. Except scissors. They don't have a face.

A guy smiling and saying yes in spanish.

There seems to be a virus on some website. It's hilarious!

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