The pope has a very strong liking for meth.

Doodle or Die

Dragon hiding some SOOKEH and some BEEL while enjoying his delicious dinner with some A1 steak sauce

Being watched by boobies made of cheese. Watching, judging, cheese boobies.

holla holla get dolla

Negative energy emanating through a visual representation

That poop was a good Christian poop, and now will rejoice with our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

Simply Hitler! The new simplistic interior line designed by the ghost of Adolph Hitler. How stylish! <3

Blue whale has resorted to doing whatever she can to pay her way through college, even if that means dancing for those sexist pigs.

OH GOD RINGS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, ACTION MAN!?

Bra is in tears at the sheer wonder of a young couple making sweet, sweet love

erection becoming pointier over time

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