Doodle or Die

A little girl draws on the wall of the schoolyard. Typical kids stuff - stick men, crude flowers, symbols that summon child-snatching demons

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A Swedish fighter pilot is about to crash into the jungle because he's too busy worrying about his daisies back at home in a thunderstorm.

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Wendy's and Burger King have become affiliated, if you know what I mean.

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A shockingly-frightened vampiric elf has just had an epiphany: axolotls were 'once like me,' it thinks. Also, its makeup is running.

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Anonymous foe with grey clothes and mask has defeated Batman & Spiderman. I nominate Superman as the culprit; I see blue and red underneath.

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A soldier shoots donuts at a six-eyed woman; a little girl tries in vain to feed a donut to a centipede man who is caught in the crossfire.

Satan is estatic (and fabulous!) while an onlooker is saddened and extremely hurt by the circumstances.

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Resting on his IKEA throne, Loki ponders thoughts unknown.

The gayest, most fabulous S you've ever seen.

Someone doesn't know what to draw with their tablet, but they draw anyway. They draw anyway. THEY DRAW ANYWAY!!!

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A private house is smoking a cigarette and listening to some smooth classic jazz while on a Victrola he awaits his next client.

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