Ozzy Osbourne goes to heaven.

Harry Potter taking Satan's temperature with an ass thermometer.

Batman remembers the death of his parents, mourning softly.

Man gets poked in the head with a box cutter, yells ow!

A starved pirate mourns as he devours his parrot companion.

Carrot top loses his virginity.

Blue hilt of a sword

M&M's, some are half eaten

Cat is crying because he's suffering from hair loss on chemotherapy.

Rattata

Cat scratch fever. With plenty of vagina.

Bird confused by a gramaphone