A crossdresser wearing a leather helmet. He has pink lipstick and blue cheeks. Hes on the hunt.

Your dad just ran over an alien's dick and called him a fucker.

A high class banana wearing a monocle, lounging on slave grapes, tells you to stay the fuck away!

Two + 2 = Germany/ Aircraft Carrier

KMart Man and Max Headroom Fight With Lasers

A cute cat, wearing a cute dress with yellow flower...OHMY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CATS FACE?!?

An artist wearing a beret is so happy to be sliding down a hill full of nails. I'm surprised there is no blood.

In the Beginning, there was cheese. The cheese was yellow and orange, and stood atop a Castle. A Bicycle Monster lives in the moat.

Naws Sgahs Ugnip

A person cries in bed, curled up in a ball on the FUCKING BED. A pillow has been tossed to the side. Tears soak into the bed.

Hercules pulls on his bow, striking down Pegasus.

A polar bear considers his bottle of "Thicky" brand .. uh, squeeze bottle.