apparently i'm an uncultured pelbian because idk what the hell that is

the sorting hat's racist cousin

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two olives in space float away from each other. if rocket man isn't playing in the background i will be personally offended.

YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD WHOMP WHOMP WHEEEEW WUBWUBWUB SCREEEE WHOMP WHOMP WUWUWUWU NEEEOOOWWW WHOMP

homestuck shitstorm, more at 11

the emotional disappointment one experiences upon viewing the james holmes fandom.

HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN

a snake is served his own tail at a restaurant. he appears displeased, and rightfully so; he ordered a linguine, god dammit!

a spoon and plate are a happy couple. fork feels left out. i've been there, fork.

a man is unimpressed to hold his newborn baby. i would be too, babies are nasty.

SICK WHEELIE BRO. TOTALLY RADICAL MAN. DUDE.