Life is a Bitch

2+3=5 so that means y is 4

Horny sad person who draws dumb fucking dogs to make themselves cum

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Nero when he burned Rome I guess I don't know I'm gonna go masturbate to Nero first I'll take this off then I start stroking this now I cum

What happens when your whore pig wife takes all your money.

Jefferey was born in 1904 he was 13 when he got his first erection caused by slide which led to his sexual attraction to Daniel Day Lewis

bird discovers his best friend duck with his wife and gets angry

Daniel Day Lewis: I'll put something into that dog some dog DNA some white creamy DNA yogurt from John Locke I ees a gudz actor

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My whore of a son and his bitch lover

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